Monday, April 25, 2011

There's a New Squirrel in Town!

Yo Yo Yo! I'm Esquirrel's distant relation from the good ol' U.S.A. (land of the free) Super Squirrel! I have super powers (as do all Americans), but please don't make a big deal about it, or you'll embarrass us. I don't live in the same city, or even the same country (Canadia) as Esquirrel. He's a bit of a black sheep [sic] in our family as he LIVES in a Canadian law school. What's up with that anyway? He says he's trapped. But, any squirrel with his wits about him can get up into the duct work and get the H.E. Double Hockey Sticks out of there. Some of our family members think he doesn't want to get out. I mean, can't he get a nice hollowed out tree stump? What did he do to deserve being trapped in a law school? Bad credit? Cast aside by his community and FORCED to live with wannabe LAWYERS? (Shudder). I'm not saying any of that is TRUE, mind you. But, if it were, and if a certain someone in my family would just go to counseling for his "little" problem, the family MIGHT consider taking him back into the fold.

That aside, Hi y'all! It's good to blog here.